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Joke of the Day

"Cow jokes **What do you call a three legged cow?** *Tri tip* **What do you call a cow with no legs?** *Ground beef* **What do you call a masturbating cow?** *Beef Stroganoff*"

"I took everything with a grain of salt and now I have hypertension."

"Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed? He said he ""couldn't find a shingle person to do it."""

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""Aye matey!"""

"'NO NO NO NO NO NO' - My brain, every time words start coming out of my mouth."

"Today i made a mistake while sewing. Oops, wrong thread."

"Two brothers were sitting on a plane One said the the other if the plane flies upside down, would we fall out? The other replies, no we'd still be friends."

"If you're on the exercise bike in front of mine, I'm sorry, but we are spies, and I am frantically chasing you through the streets of Italy."

"Why couldn't the rainbow trout get on the same level as his father? Because he was too flambouyant."

"Hey street performer, try juggling life and a real job"