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Joke of the Day
"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble"
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"Just got a Hyundai Accent and now I sound like a Korean guy."
"Shout out to all the people in church today, who didn't speak to anyone, cause their breath still smelled like Jack Daniels."
"What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to? Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one."
"I saw my buddy dressed as a bowl of soup... I didn't know if he was friend or pho."
"I was going to tell an anal joke butt fuck it."
"Yo mama's so fat... ... that if you walk too close to her, you'll go into orbit."
"I can't remember my memory ever being this good I think"
"If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you're probably holding the taser wrong."
"I made a username called ""My Dick"" on a website. The website said that it wasn't long enough."