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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bird can write? A penguin."

"I like to abbrev."

"When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he's grown up, so he's just Bark Wahlberg."

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"What does IDK stand for? Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs? Over-Yeezy. ^forgive ^me"

"If someone broke up with me (doubtful) I would say 'Ok weird eyes' Even if their eyes weren't weird id say it. Because they'd always wonder"

"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box."

"Sean Connery was injured last night in his sleep when some books fell on his head. He could only blame his shelve."

"I recently started resistors in Physics It's good, but the teacher gives way too much Ohmwork."