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Joke of the Day
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
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"Turns out the ""Mac"" guy from those ""Mac and PC"" commercials is an avid Windows supporter. What a Long con."
"how did the Imam order his dessert? Allah mode"
"Wife: What did you get me for Mother's Day? 3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it? 3: You haven't made it yet."
"Anyone else notice Independence Day is July 4th? Maybe we can work it into our 4th of July celebrations."
"What's hard, white, and 10 inches? Nothing."
"I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in -My dog, all day long."
"All these jokes about small hands are getting lazy. And you know what they say about lazy jokes. Bad punch lines."
"Came downstairs to watch the game and the channel had changed. Looked at the dog, he looked back, then slowly slid his paw off the remote."
"I bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.."