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Joke of the Day
"What's hard, white, and 10 inches? Nothing."
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"My girlfriend can manipulate the muscles in her fanny to make a shag feel like a blowjob. Ironically, when she uses the muscles in her mouth, she sounds like a twat."
"still waiting for a Discovery Channel ""How It's Made"" episode on babies. otherwise i fear i'll never figure it out"
"Rooney and Iniesta meet at the airport of Rio ...suddenly Pirlo appears and asks ""What are you guys doing here?"" - ""Just waiting for Ronaldo"""
"I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax. If you can't come, let me know."
"Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music... Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!"
"Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall."
"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis."
"I was going to say a necrophilia joke... But it died... So fuck it...."
"Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too"