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Joke of the Day

"how did the Imam order his dessert? Allah mode"

"No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I'd just go to Sears."

"I was at a barbecue party when a cow from a nearby farm charged me and chased me into a corner It was at that moment I realized my life was at steak"

"Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars."

"Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctor's fingers."

"I lost multiple times in Bridge Tourney today I'm muslim and I kept playing NT"

"When it comes to age, women are a lot like wine. I mean, who doesn't love 16 year-old wine."

"Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the ""ice bucket challenge"" made it cool"

"What's pink and hard? A pig with a knife."

"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"