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Joke of the Day
"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Hey, nice belt!"""
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"Two melons have a secret love affair... One melon says to the other, ""baby, I love you so much. I just wanna sneak away and get married right now."" The other responds, ""no, we cantaloupe."""
"What vegetable has the most sexual self-control? The cuecummer!"
"Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."
"Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war."
"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""
"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."
"They finally replaced the old clock It's about time."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
"How can you tell ignorance from indifference? I don't know and I don't care."