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Joke of the Day
"Are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10."
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"7 barges into bathroom while I'm showering, laughs & says ""I saw your peanut."" He either mispronounced a word or made a hurtful observation."
"What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress? Me"
"GERG: She licked ur donut? JERY: Shes a DONUT LICKER! GERG: gross! JERY: she also said she ""hates america"" GERG: Donut licking traitor!"
"Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?"
"How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!"
"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"
"Imagine if they had toilets in elevators I mean, that would be some next level shit."
"""Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers movies happen?"" -- Your disappointed grandchildren"
"Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right."