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Joke of the Day
"Some of the nicest women you'll meet on Twitter are men."
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"All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river."
"*sees a hot christian girl* Me: I am christian now,where do i get one of those plus signs? Friend: That's a cross. Me: across from where?"
"My black friend was told he couldn't run in the boston marathon Bunch of racists."
"What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line."
"""Pass the joint."" -Cannibals at dinner"
"I'm far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?"
"In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare? A grammar Nazi"
"Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live? All she does is stay on the dashboard."
"I heard Steven Spielberg is directing a film about a fat alien... It's called ""Eat-T, The Extra Cholesterol""."