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Joke of the Day

"I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, ""um, these aren't mine."""

"Congratulations, parents! The names yelled at dog parks are now less weird than the names yelled at playgrounds."

"What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720"

"Two gays are on an elevator One of them says ""Ew! It smells like dick in here!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I burped""."

"If you're going to boast non stop about your pregnancy at least give birth to something fun like a puppy, a bouncy castle or a bag of weed."

"If I had $1 every time somebody called me a racist... Black people would rob me!"

"ladies call me a keyboard cus i'm always in front of the computer and i've got crumbs in all my crevices"

"If a mathematician were to be any part of a kitchen which would he be? The counter."

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin hope its not a repost - its one of my old favs"

"Racism is institutionalized throughout the US Why else would black history be celebrated during the shortest month!"