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Joke of the Day

"I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, ""um, these aren't mine."""

"What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it."

"You know, Professional Wrestling is lot like the country of China. 90% of the stuff they do is Fake."

"""Dear Hotels, stop hiding your electrical outlets. I don't want to move a bed or table to charge something."" - Everyone"

"Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? Because he did all his work pro bonobo"

"A friend said he couldn't come to my party because he has diarrhea. I don't believe him, I think he's full of shit."

"Wonder Woman What's the difference between Wonder Woman and the Dickless Wonder? One was played in the 1970s by Lynda, the other by Jimmy."

"My car's check engine light turned on, so I checked it. Yep, still there! Moving on."

"How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich? Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed."

"""I stand corrected"" said the man in the orthopedic shoes."