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Joke of the Day
"How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8"
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"My brother's now ok with me calling him retarded. All I had to do was tell him that 5 of the 6 presidential candidates are retarded."
"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"
"Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. Girls go to Venus to get more penis."
"""I think this cereal has gone bad."" *me drunk, eating Meow Mix*"
"What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke? Yours."
"I hate it when people call me judgemental Especially people wearing shoes like that"
"What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject? Triggernometry"
"I walk the walk. I talk the talk. But mostly I sit the sit."
"My jeans say ""no more Christmas goodies"" but my leggings are like ""we got you, gurrrl"""