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Joke of the Day

"8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there."

"What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi."

"[Me and a friend have movie night, order pizza and do some acid] Me: ""Hell yeah"" Friend: ""Hell yeah"" Pizza: ""Oh hell yeah"""

"*i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*"

"Stoned wife wants you to rate her joke Do you remember the type of animal that has a memory that is the opposite of an elephant's? ... I forgot"

"True Love Man: I want to share everything with you, my love. Woman: Let's start with your bank account."

"My Penis was in the Guinness world record book for the bigest penis Until the librarian told me to get it out."

"I love doing crunches. *crunches Doritos* *crunches popcorn*"

"Tonight's flirtation brought to you by the letter Booze. It's a word? Whatever, man. I don't know algebra and shit."

"How are dumb blondes like peanut butter? They spread for the bread"