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Joke of the Day

"Stoned wife wants you to rate her joke Do you remember the type of animal that has a memory that is the opposite of an elephant's? ... I forgot"

"How do you kill a poet? Give them real self confidence."

"(Not a joke) Can have some flairs for the type of joke? So we'll know which jokes are One-liners,short,long,punny,and anti-humor"

"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter."

"Most of my workday is me thinking what my couch is doing right now."

"""listen up, I'm only going to show you this once!"" ~ suicide bomber teacher."

"Do you know what ""La Quinta"" means in Spanish? Next to Denny's"

"Just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open and everything gone... What kind of sick person would do this to my Advent calendar?"

"I wonder what Kirstie Alley is putting frosting on right now."

"What would twitch.tv's mafia be called? El Kappa"