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Joke of the Day

"How are dumb blondes like peanut butter? They spread for the bread"

"Where do you hide if you kill a black man? Behind a badge."

"According to a new report from BP, the earth will run out of oil in 53 years. Luckily, thanks to BP, the ocean will still have plenty..."

"So.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra..."

"I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."

"*at adoption center* ""Okay yeah they're all great and all, but which one is the most photogenic for Facebook and stuff like that"""

"A local farmer just received an award from the city. It was for being outstanding in his field."

"Did you hear about the new car that instead of using gas, runs on Carbon, Oxygen, Carbon, and Potassium? It's a real guzzler."

"I hate when my wife asks me to hold her purse and it doesn't match what I'm wearing."