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Joke of the Day
"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"
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"Turns out there is no Easter today, they found the body."
"I never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so I just slowly put their fist in my mouth"
"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."
"(Politics) If trump becomes president... And he identified as a female or got a sex change, would he then be the first woman president?"
"A man enters a party and says ""Is anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff raised his hand and said ""Yes."" Geoff raised his hand and said ""Yeos."""
"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord."
"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."
"Porn Ears? Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating? A: Your ears."