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Joke of the Day
"What do they call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids"
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"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"
"The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion."
"[nsfw] What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"What do Catholics and guitar players have in common? Neither of them practice."
"April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware. Cheers!"
"Being a courteous dinner guest, I always offer to do the dishes. I'm not the one who's going to eat off them next. Quick rinse works for me."
"Sometimes I think I am a bad mother because I don't like wine."
"This morning I found a fly on my toilet seat. ... It was pissed off."
"Son, here is a photo of a naked lady. Please identify the following parts: beanplug, malm, The Crow's Eye, underback, velveeta, DataZone"