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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs? Because his arms were blown off."
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"[my son brings a meme home] please can we keep him [me loading shot gun] leave the room Gregg"
"How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes? If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes."
"Toast should never pick a fight with me because I eat toast for breakfast."
"Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled. It was all down hill from there."
"If a cop pulls you over for talking on your phone, just tell him you were reporting a drunk driver."
"'Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium."
"Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes? They have a good sense of aqueous humor."
"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast? Ohmlettes"