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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs? Because his arms were blown off."

"Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses? Because they always get the tip"

"Who was the marketing genius who decided to call killer whales ""killer whales"" instead of ""sea pandas""???"

"How to be depressed Step 1. Go to 1973 and sell 10% shares of apple for $800 Step 2. Realise those 10% is worth $43 billion nowadays."

"Did you hear about the lady that had breast implants made of oak? It would be nice if this joke had a punch line, woodentit?"

"I thought it was funny... Came up with this one yesterday ""What did off-center say to tilted? I don't know either he told me to askew!"""

"Why does Hitler has a red phone? To make Phone calls..."

"I don't do hard liquor... ...I liquor hard"

"If i got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $ 6.30 now"

"'I know a black person' - White people"