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Joke of the Day

"Apparently this is the letter ""v"" in Chinese: ... Lets see you try to fly in that shape American birds."

"God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat."

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"

"Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling it's because they're still getting an answer."

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"I bet there would be a lot more wars if there weren't boobs. I haven't seen a boob in 2 days and I'm ready to kill someone."

"I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?"

"If life has taught me anything, it's that browser history repeats itself."

"What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present? Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet."

"Doctor Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!"