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Joke of the Day

"Apparently this is the letter ""v"" in Chinese: ... Lets see you try to fly in that shape American birds."

"You know what grinds my gears? When I'm low on transmission fluid."

"Been talking to this girl for 10 mins and she hasn't slapped me OR called me ""gross""... Hope she's ok with the names I picked for our kids."

"My three year old had a nightmare last night He lost his ipad"

"Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells."

"Didja hear that Hershey's is bringing out a new LGBT candy-bar? They're callin it a Lady Bruce."

"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"

"My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !"

"""Come on now, I'm sure that Megatron isn't such a bad guy when you get to know him..."" - Optimist Prime."

"What does amnesia mean? Someone told me but I forgot."