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Joke of the Day

"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""

"How does one enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor"

"""Are you even listening to me?"" is a weird way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."

"why does everyone want the new white iphone? don't they know the black one runs faster?"

"I have a nice body. It's in my trunk."

"The Welsh came up with the idea for sheep intestine condoms. The English decided to remove the rest of the sheep first."

"When I tickle my imaginary friend, people think Im casting spells"

"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M; factory? A: Proof-reading."

"Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!"

"Embracing mistakes.... I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me."