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Joke of the Day

"Snail Boss: under skills you've put 'quick reflexes' Snail: [2 hours later] that's right SB: [3 hours later] holy heck, when can you start?"

"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"

"Overpopulation is a bitch... ... and no matter how you think about it, the world would be a better place with Fuhrer people in it."

"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel."

"Off to the DMV. Time for new license pic. Gonna be really drunk for it. If i ever get pulled over the cop will think i always look like that"

"How do you stop a dog from jumping your leg? Pick it up and give it a blowjob."

"how many Amish How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?"

"Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork."

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner."

"Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value? He was Squared Straight."