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Joke of the Day
"They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years."
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"If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?"
"Old people. Old people at weddings always poke me and say ""you're next"". So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"Pissed there isn't a superhero in my town called 'The Human Bee'. That jumps out of trees with a knife in his ass."
"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."
"What was the name of the Polish limo driver? Piccop Andropoff."
"Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts."
"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer"
"Knock Knock Who's there CD CD who? C DEEZ NUTS *ha* ^^*Got* ^^^*em*"
"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."