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Joke of the Day

"They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years."

"It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was ""too much of a prude"" is now a Catholic school teacher."

"interviewer: what can u bring to the firm me: [places a tiny cactus on desk & smiles] interviewer: I meant like clients me: [removes cactus]"

"Did you know fish have their own religion? It's called ""ichtheology."" They study it in school"

"Who does a hypocrite really hate? A hypocrite!"

"Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction,,, I hope there's no hard feelings"

"[caveman scratches a cave painting of an elephant onto the cave wall] ELEPHANT: delete it"

"Why don't they have bars in Syria? Because, they prefer to get bombed at home."

"Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke."

"A proctologist quit his job.. He was tired of being the butt of the joke."