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Joke of the Day
"Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."
Next Joke
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken."
"Why couldn't the post-it note make it to his son's birthday party? Because he was stuck at the office!"
"A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish. It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish."
"Does anyone want to come over and stare at our phones?"
"Kindness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirting."
"How many dead schoolgirls does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than four because my basement's still dark."
"Two Muslim vampires are discussing the weather... Vampire 1: It's really Sunni outside. Vampire 2: Shiite! Courtesy of my 8-year-old."
"What's the Hitler Youth's favorite weather? Heil"
"A guy walks up to a girl at the bar. Not knowing she was crazy, he says ""hey, you're an 8!"" She smiles at him and begins peeing on the floor."