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Joke of the Day
"I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it I thought that was pretty ironic."
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"Fun Fact: Cats call their pussies ""people"""
"[Bowling Alley] ""I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any bowling shoes left"" *gestures towards a happy family of centipedes bowling*"
"if Trump played classical pianoa Would he grab it by Debussy?"
"The sign at this gas station says ""turn engine off"" so I catcalled my engine and its cute friend from across the street."
"The Clock is Ticking... 9:09 9:10 George Bush 9:12 9:13"
"What is the difference between Donald Trump's hair and a Headcrab? Nothing."
"What is Andreev-Reflection? When electrons are reflected assholes by a superconductor."
"What do businessmen and pedophiles have in common? They're both uptight cunts."
"My wife always bitches about me not putting the toilet seat back down So now I just piss in the sink."