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Joke of the Day
"Mark Morrison took his new computer back to the Apple store... Return of the Mac."
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"What get's passed around a lot, is soft, barely legal, tender, and really really dirty? A dollar bill."
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !"
"I just forked over $5,000 for a reincarnation seminar I figured what the hell you only live once."
"What do you call a boat made of cat shit? a caturdamaran"
"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."
"What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common? They're both period drama"
"A surprise party on someone's birthday isn't surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night."
"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""
"The Vocabulary Theater is now open! I heard they have a clever word play!"