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Joke of the Day
"What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common? They're both period drama"
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"Whats the worst joke you can play on an American? Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania."
"What is that the more you desire, the less you can get? Beautiful girls."
"Well if you cant buy babys at Babys R Us what in the world do they sell?"
"So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called ""How to Wok Your Dog""."
"(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from? ""They are German and a tad-Polish"""
"For my photography project, I took my camera to a strip club Everyone in my photos came out a little over-exposed."
"So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad... ...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!"
"When the police officer asks how much have I had to drink tonight- 'all of it' wasn't as funny to him as it was to me."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."