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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !"
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"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwomam? Snowballs"
"The difference between shit and oh shit: A boy mistakenly sends a love letter to the brother's girlfriend. Shit! Girlfriend's brother happens to be lesbian. OH SHIT!!"
"Me: Excuse me, where's the rowing boat equipment? Employee: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. Me: ... Employee: ... Me: Or you'll what?"
"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."
"A man walks into a search bar Just kidding. No one ever does that."
"Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."
"My girlfriend's refusal to learn the difference between baking soda and washing soda leaves me foaming at the mouth"
"why do they always say ""fight fire with fire"" in the movies and stuff? basic pokemon training renders that pretty ineffective"
"All these jokes about small hands are getting lazy. And you know what they say about lazy jokes. Bad punch lines."