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Joke of the Day

"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."

"What's the most popular sexual activity among Manitoban horses? (NSFW) Whinny-pegging!"

"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."

"Be myself? BE MYSELF?!?! You don't care if I ever get laid again, do you?"

"What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail? You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail? p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this"

"I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company... We're not very good."

"In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation."

"When I see an ugly guy buying condoms, I restore my faith in myself by thinking that he bought them only because balloons weren't available"

"Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around......."

"Me: oil change plz Toyota: it'll be $39 Me: cool heres my $2 off coupon 4 hrs later T: ur steering wheel fell off total is $2900 sign here"