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Joke of the Day
"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."
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"Why do farts smell so bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."
"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids."
"A man was at a Christmas party in San Bernardino ... Everyone was on their best behavior, so when the man spilled his drink, he said ""shoot."""
"I save an average of $5 per tank of gas by filling up at Costco. I'll have enough saved to buy a house in about 1,200 years."
"When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer? *edit Thanks Kikifoun_Unui... not my main language T_T"
"What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common? None attended the University of Miami."
"all the sexy dinosaurs went extinct during the flirtatious period"
"I'm trying my best to give up using sexual innuendos.... But it's SO hard."
"""Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. That sounds like a great idea."" -Ironic Maiden"