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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boat made of cat shit? a caturdamaran"
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"Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room? Because it was More ER Tea."
"Im sorry I yelled ""GARY LIKED STAR WARS EPISODE ONE"" when the pastor asked if anyone knew of a reason why you and Gary shouldn't be married"
"What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino? ""Rhino horn?"""
"If you Happy and you know it thank your ex!"
"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"""
"So my drug dealer got me these new shoes.. And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day"
"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at Capri Sun."
"How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's not enough to change the bulb; we have to change the *system*."