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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, Alcohol is not a solution"

"What's the difference between sand and period blood? You can't gargle sand."

"Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young? Budweiser"

"I've made myself a girlfriend out of plastic food wrap. She's a bit clingy."

"So I was eating out my Grandma... and I tasted horse cum. And I thought to myself, ""Is that how she died?!"""

"Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get? A melon collie!"

"I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time."

"Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer? Too bad he never cries."

"Why were the Indians here first? Because they had reservations."