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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, Alcohol is not a solution"
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"A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club But I'd never met herbivore."
"""I move that we eliminate paper money altogether and use only coins!"" - a stack of change purses disguised as a US Senator"
"What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."
"*does 3 or 4 pretty accurate karate kicks in front of a girl* ""Ya as I was saying my dad went to middle school with the drummer from Tesla"""
"Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" He doesn't react."
"Do Bigfoot hunters and ghost hunters think the other ones are dumb or are they like: ""Game recognize game?"""
"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."
"BUT GHOSTBUSTERS NEVER GAVE US THEIR NUMBER."
"Who was the first man to masturbate in space? The first man in space!"