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Joke of the Day
"*wakes up from 20 year coma* SHIT, MY TAMOGOTCHI"
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"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"
"Hey girl is there wifi here? Cuz i feel a connection"
"Did you hear? Sting has been kidnapped! The Police don't have a lead."
"*gives you the finger*gives you the spleen*gives you the bones*gives you all the other parts* Now build me a girlfriend like you promised."
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"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."
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"What do people store their fondest memories in? A nostaljar."