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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear? Sting has been kidnapped! The Police don't have a lead."
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"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."
"Bought an elephant for my friends So I bought my friends an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""
"My phone just autocorrected ""Haha"" to ""Jaja"" so I guess I'm Mexican now."
"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."
"What is an inconvenient truth with music? Algorithm."
"Maybe a repost but still one of my favorites [Deleted]"
"How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they blew it up already."
"Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon? (OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee"
"""The hell with friendship, our top priority has always been between our legs."""