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Joke of the Day

"Blonde girl changes her name She goes to the local court for it. Girl: I am tired of people calling me Pussy Galore. Judge: What do you want to change it to? Girl: Pussy McNamara."

"Scientists have finally discovered the secret of longevity of hedgehogs... ...It turns out, there is no secret. They don't even live that long."

"Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello"

"Bernie Sanders is elected president </joke>"

"*throws caution to the wind* *wind blows it back in my face at 100 mph*"

"What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it."

"Weird Computer Error UK.eu has unexpectedly stopped working"

"The best joke about vampires EVER Just kidding. They all suck."

"my mom discovered slang. she just texted me ""sup?"" and i wrote back ""not much nigga! just cold kickin it with my breezies!"""

"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."