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Joke of the Day
"There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it."
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"My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus."
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."
"Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent."
"Why was six afraid of seven... ...because seven was a registered six offender."
"Horses are very contrarian... No matter what you ask them, all they say is ""neigh."""
"Weekend special: What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper"
"NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIDE DISH I'M BRINGING BUT I'M ANNOYED SO IT WILL BE SOMETHING MASHED"
"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."
"Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. ""Me want cookies,"" he sadly intones. ""Me want cookies."""