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Joke of the Day

"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."

"Grease (1978, musical) A highschool girl wins happiness and the acceptance of her peers by changing who she is and taking up smoking."

"Oh you're sick? Let me weirdly list every other person I know who's sick."

"Was driving today and I saw some chick texting and driving... Pissed me off so much I threw my beer at her."

"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."

"What's big, grey and makes you jump? The elephant of surprise. :)"

"What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour? A frog in a blender."

"What do bears in Mexico eat? The same shit as all the other bears. What? Were you expecting a pun?"

"There's no ""I"" in meat, but there's ""me"" and ""eat"", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic."

"You just HAD to let snakes and spiders on the Ark, didn't you Noah? Way to go, man. Way. To. Go."