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Joke of the Day
"Why was six afraid of seven... ...because seven was a registered six offender."
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"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about men with tiny penises. She said ""I don't think it's in yet"" I said ""Yes, that's the one"""
"Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight."
"Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode."
"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"""Dayyuuuum Giiiiirrrl... Did you fall from Heaven?"" *pokes body with stick*"
"Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27."
"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month!"
"About an actress. Did you hear about that actress who killed her husband? Reese something... Witherspoon? No Witherknife."
"What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school? Submitting a stool sample."