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Joke of the Day

"So I'm trying to get my husband to go to Paris with me but so far my best argument has been, ""I will kill you in your sleep."""

"The reason the Japanese kill so many whales is because they remind them of Americans"

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you."

"China already tried Trump's giant wall idea, and we saw how that worked out... not too many fuckin' Mexicans in China, are there?"

"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""

"How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb? Just one guy with a really weird fetish."

"gingers have so many freckles.. gingers have so many freckles because they're so fair skinned... to bad they're not fair souled."

"What do you call a gangster with no limbs? A crip"

"An Elf, a Dwarf, and a Man walk into a bar The Hobbit laughs at them and walks under it."

"What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor? Feminists."