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"What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago? Reddit Old"

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"I also like my coffee like I like my women ...ground up and in the freezer"
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"How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered."
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"Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free."