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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits till you're 13 to come on your face."

"What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal? \*Tips waitress*"

"I definitely thought I would have shot the lock off of something by now in my life."

"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."

"The early bird might get the worm... But the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I may have Alzheimer's... ... but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"

"Is this subreddit a vacuum? Because it sure does suck."

"Balls... What do you call it when your balls are in the street? It's Cul de sac!"

"You guys hear about the new Lebron James phone? It only vibrates, it doesn't have a ring."

"What cheese is made backwards? Edam."