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Joke of the Day

"The early bird might get the worm... But the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"See these bags under my eyes? They're Prada."

"What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager."

"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"

"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"

"If you love someone just tell them. Or get drunk and text them 75 times, that's practically the same thing."

"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"

"We shouldn't give a shit about recycling or pollution because some scientist will come up with something eventually"

"It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people."