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Joke of the Day
"If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place."
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"What do you call the mercury mine? Hg wells"
"A photon walked into a hotel. The clerk asked it it would like a hand with it's luggage... ""No thank-you"", said the photon, ""I'm travelling light""."
"Think my cat might be depressed. She just told me she's thinking about getting a cat."
"Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar Don't worry, its kinda fishy"
"The animosity between Republicans & Democrats is NOTHING compared to the hatred between Jeffs & Geoffs."
"Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge? He wanted tequila."
"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummi bear."
"Sometimes peeing feels better than sex. It lasts longer too."
"Food snobs ""May I take your order? "" the waiter asked. ""Yes, how do you prepare your chickens? "" ""Nothing special sir,"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die. """