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Joke of the Day
"If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place."
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"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"
"GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- ""what's the deal with airline food?"" GODDAMNIT JERRY HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL"
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could hit 8 colleagues at once."
"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year"
"Food trucks: Because the problem with most grilled cheese sandwiches is you don't spend 20 minutes breathing exhaust."
"Some people just have a way with words... ...and other people ... oh ... not have way."
"One sneeze: Bless you. Two sneezes: Ugh, bless you. Three sneezes: Silence. Four sneezes: We'll never be as close as we once were."
"Why is the dog man's best friend? He has to have someone to blame the farts on."
"Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket."