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Joke of the Day
"Why do writers always feel cold? Because they are surrounded by drafts!"
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"What screams, wails, and lights up? A bus-load of babies on fire."
"Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say ""yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."""
"If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake."
"People who text back instantly. Keep it up, I like that sh1t."
"Why isn't soap cool? Because it's basic."
"Jajajajajajaja is either a Mexican laughing or a German having sex."
"What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich? A sub routine."
"And yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking."
"Prince: Rapunzel, let down your hair. Rapunzel: Hair, you'll never be beautiful, you'll always have split ends. *hair is super let down*"