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Joke of the Day

"Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say ""yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."""

"What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."

"What's Donald Trumps favorite Pink Floyd album The wall"

"What do a midget and a dwarf have in common? Very little."

"Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!"

"Justin Bieber was caught smoking weed. Right now weed is denying it to its cool friends."

"Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."

"Serious question: Are doctors SURE erectile dysfunction isn't just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?"

"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."

"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."