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Joke of the Day
"And yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking."
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"Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door What the FU.. Wrong car (I have a master's degree)"
"what happens when you're singing in the shower and get soap in your mouth? it becomes a soap opera"
"Everything brightened up when you came into our presence. - Food in my refrigerator."
"You know what'd be an AMAZING prank for April Fool's Day, Reddit? If you could stay up for 24 hours straight :3"
"Wanna join my feminist group? We usually are outside for hours arguing over who get the hold the door open for everyone."
"Where do fish deposit their money? River banks"