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Joke of the Day
"Jajajajajajaja is either a Mexican laughing or a German having sex."
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"A very curious customer asked a local tomato farmer if their tomatoes are genetically modified. ""No."" Said the farmer ""No."" Said the tomato"
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"How do Jewish turtles greet each other? Shellom."
"Knock knock*** Who's there? Ask me a predictable question. Ask me a predictable question who? Okay. Very good. Thank you for your cooperation. You are very welcome."
"I hate trying to wipe my ass without my glasses on I can't see shit"
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