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Joke of the Day
"Jajajajajajaja is either a Mexican laughing or a German having sex."
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"What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza? OP delivers. Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong."
"I went shopping yesterday and bought myself a ring binder. I haven't been able to do a shit since..."
"Mom: Time to wake updog. Son: *groggily* What's updog? Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u? Dad (from hallway): OWNED"
"Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st? because its the first date"
"If you're American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom... What are you in the bathroom? European"
"Chuck Norris likes knitting sweaters...... if by knitting you mean kicking and by sweaters you mean babies......"
"Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it."
"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."
"What do you call a very lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato."