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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!"
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"Nature fact: The female cat gives birth to the body and head of her kittens separately and has to screw the head in like a lightbulb."
"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"
"Did you hear about that new species of mosquito? It's called the Nickelback, it really sucks."
"Roses are red, here's something new... Violets are violet. Not fucking blue."
"If Hilary and Trump were to be stranded on an island, who would survive? America."
"I also wanted to post a hydraulic press video... ... but your mom was busy."
"Why are Japanese people so good at judo? You can't ippon a Nippon."
"How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World? Gatorade"
"Open Window Mrs: Hello, please send a MAINTENANCE personnel!! my husband will jump on the window!! Hurry up!! Administrator: Mam why maintenance? Mrs:Bec. the window did not open.."