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Joke of the Day

"Open Window Mrs: Hello, please send a MAINTENANCE personnel!! my husband will jump on the window!! Hurry up!! Administrator: Mam why maintenance? Mrs:Bec. the window did not open.."

"STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET 1) PUT SHEET ON BED 2) FOLD BED"

"What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper."

"What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour? A frog in a blender."

"Dinosaurs are a lot like my will to live Both died many many years ago"

"If Hide and Seek was created by the Arabs... It would be called Hide and Sheikh"

"I could not stop my baby boy from crying so I poured no tears shampoo in his eyes, it didn't work."

"Archimedes Principle floats my boat."

"What is the most noble office supply? The ruler!"

"I'm not allowed to watch Hoarders anymore because people say ""let it go"" too often and then I can't stop singing it, an autobiography."