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Joke of the Day

"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."

"I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."

"My mom's favorite Easter joke: Why does the Easter bunny hide Easter eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."

"What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!"

"When people ask me why I got into drumming I always tell them it's because really enjoy beating off in front of crowds"

"What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say,""HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!"" (ba dum tss)"

"I have a step ladder its a nice ladder, but I wish I knew my real ladder."