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Joke of the Day
"If we are a country committed to free speech then why do we have phone bills?"
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"Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not ""content creator""?"
"""Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em"" Oh shoot their porch lights are on ""So what we literally watched them leave"" Rules are rules"
"Her: Hi, I'm Jane Me: I'm Christopher, but everyone calls me Dick for short. Her: How do you get Dick from Christopher? Me: You Ask nicely."
"Went to a zoo that only had one dog It was a ShitZoo"
"I tripped in front of Stephen Hawking. He lol'd."
"Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis."
"Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, ""Are you taking a video?"""
"Mom She gave me life She gave me love She gave me sarcasm She gave me the ability to cut brake lines so that it looks like an accident."
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one says, ""Boy, it sure is hot in here."" The second one says, ""Oh my god, it's a talking muffin!"""