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Joke of the Day
"If we are a country committed to free speech then why do we have phone bills?"
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"Lunchtime at McDonald's A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."
"As I walked down an alley today, I was accosted by what I thought was an angry, needy turnip. It turned to be a ruder beggar."
"A straight rooster says ""coco doodle doo"", a gay rooster says... ANY COCKLEDOO!"
"I hate sitting comfortably on the couch and then discovering my phone is more than an arm's length away. Also more than a leg's length away."
"Rest in peace, boiling water. You shall be mist."
"Why don't melons marry on a whim? They cantaloupe."
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"Want to hear a construction joke? It's not finished yet."
"The sculpture of Amelia Earhart in the Burbank airport doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling before flying."