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Joke of the Day

"Quantum Mechanics Knock Knock joke quick one: knockknock who's there quantum mechanics quantum mechanics who? You won't know until you open the door O_O"

"How do the jews comunicate? With smoke signals"

"How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America? About 1 thousand Iraqis."

"Knock knock Who's there? To To Who It's actually ""To Whom"""

"I hated my job at medieval times because I always got stuck working on the knight shift"

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert? He had no body to go with."

"what do you call two crows on a branch? attempted murder"

"What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story."

"Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing"

"What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!"