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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast? Nobody ever says ""Thank you for your service"" to the latter."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day... Thats an awfully big word for a six year old."

"How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life? He found a lump on his testicle."

"What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster? He hibernated in the summer."

"Twitter is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do and takes you nowhere"

"Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say ""Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."""

"Why wouldn't the man dance? His pants had no ballroom."

"Websites that are similar to Reddit."

"What did Tanto call the lone ranger after he started treatment for cancer? Chemosabi"

"Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol? Because they don't like to drink and derive."